If you passed them on the street Thwip and Thwack wouldn’t look like they have issues. In their mid-30’s these two are in shape, well groomed, and judging by the majority of their gym gear they are at least modestly successful at their chosen professions.
Yet Thwip and Thwack do have a serious issue facing them: they only have one towel.
Which means they have to share.
A towel.
I suppose all kinds of weird shit can go down at home… but for the love of Lassie gentlemen, this is a public locker room. Bring two towels. Spare us the spectacle, or at the very least don’t be so loud about your Egyptian Cotton deficiency.